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2004/12/05

オレオレ詐欺 撃沈法

ここ1ヶ月で3回ほど、母にオレオレ詐欺の電話がかかってきたらしい。

ところで母は詐欺に引っかかりにくい人なのだ。


1回目。すぐにピンと来て完全無視。

2回目。#話を元に想像で書いてます。

「あ、もしもし?オレだけど、いま先輩が車運転してたんだけど、事故起こした。まじ、やべえ。」
「え?何言ってるの?オレオレ詐欺なんじゃないでしょうね?」
「違うよ、車やっちゃったんだよ。」
明らかに違う声だったらしい。
「残念だけど。子供は車なんか持ってませんので。」
「・・・チッ!車くらい買ってやれよ!」ガシャン。

3回目。#話を元に想像で書いてます。

実は声が弟にそっくりだったというのだ。
それでちょっと本当だったらどうしようと戸惑いつつ戦いました、母は。

「あ、おれだけど、車乗ってたら事故起こした。」
「ん?なになに、どこで事故起こしたって?」
「今新宿警察に来てるんだよ。とりあえず病院ですぐ検査することになったんだけど、
 前払いで○○円必要って言われて、まじ至急で貸して。」
「何言ってるのよ、一体どういうことよ。」
この間母は2,3の質問をするが相手はパニック状態で「そんなのわかんねぇよ」を繰り返す。
彼は涙声で言う。
「本当なんだよ、信じてくれよぉ。」
「ちょっと待ちなさい。・・・じゃあ私の実家の旧姓は何?言ってごらんなさい。」
「・・・」ガシャン。ツーツーツー。


それ以来、母は弟と密約を交わしています。

「いい?何か急用があったら『従兄弟5人の名前』だからね。


そして父親へも聞いてみました。
「オレオレがかかってきたらお父さんはどうするの?」

「まず『わかった。その場から一歩も動くな。』『今すぐ助けに向かうから!』

・・・撃沈です。




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DUKIYさんども!賑やかファミリーのコメントありがとうございます^^。

>うちのおかーさんもやや危ういので、合言葉、
>決めておきます!うちの家族9人分の誕生日で!
>って私が既にわからないんですけど・・・
>(今日か明日が弟の誕生日だった記憶が)

そこまでは絶対分からないって^^。

そのビッグファミリーのことだけでも専用ブログ書けると思うよ、うん。

あと聞いた話では、気になった両親が実の息子に電話かけると、犯人側もその息子の携帯知ってて電話かけまくってずっと話中にし、親からの電話に出させないらしい。

警官役までいてかなり巧妙にやるらしいのでその辺もよく教えたほうがいいよ~。

投稿: マッキー | 2004/12/06 15:40

どうも~。面白いッス!おかーさん!
でもオレオレ詐欺ってそんなにかかってくるもの
なんですねえ・・・おそろしや。
情報流出なんて怖くないさ~とか思ってたんですけど、
この悪用方法はやばいっすね。

うちのおかーさんもやや危ういので、合言葉、
決めておきます!うちの家族9人分の誕生日で!


って私が既にわからないんですけど・・・
(今日か明日が弟の誕生日だった記憶が)

投稿: DUKIY | 2004/12/06 14:29

ミクロさんはじめまして!コメントありがとうございます^^
ヤツラは釣れそうになると泣き落としに入るらしいですよ(笑。
このカメの写真はですね、ごめんなさいググッたら出てきた
拾い物なんです(^ε^;
バナーの写真はオーストラリアの海です。日常PCに向かっていると南の海にあこがれますっ・・・

投稿: マッキー | 2004/12/05 01:45

チョ~いけてる、おかあちゃんだね~^^; ミクロです。おとうちゃんもいい感じ。それ両親にもそうするように伝えます!
この海ガメに惹かれて読んじゃいました。どこのです?海ちょ~キレイ~!シパダン?
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