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2005/03/23

弱者に優しいアナウンス

中央線のアナウンス。中野でしばし停車。
「中野ー、中野です。」
「当駅でしばらく停車します。」
乗る車両を選ばれるかたはこの機会にどうぞ。

・・・ん?
なんすか、そのサービスは。

中央線のアナウンス。もうすぐ次の駅。
「電車が混み合いまして大変ご迷惑をおかけしております。」
「後ろの方は前に出られるように真ん中に移動して・・・ごにょごにょ」

・・・?? ごにょごにょが最後まで聞き取れない。悔しい!

中央線のアナウンス。車中にて。
「蒸し暑いときは窓をおあけください。」
でもあんまり開けると寒いですので・・・ごにょごにょ」

・・・”でも”って・・・。

笑い転げるひとはいない。みんな、お・と・な。。



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